Remember that scene in Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis has to ...

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"I can just tell 'em you ain't here," Jazzy said.

"No, that's okay. Let's see what they want," Ike said. He walked around his cubicle and headed for the lobby. A couple of them were reading the avertisements on the wall. Two more were standing near the door. A big blond man with a wicked scar on his cheek that cut through his beard was leaning against the soda machine with his heavily tattooed arms crossed.

Ike placed the machete on the counter.

"Can I help you?" he asked.