I just saw the little ditty "If you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on" ascribed to Thomas Jefferson on Twitter. Thomas Jefferson? Oh, for heavens' sake! STOP. IT. NOW. I would like to choke someone.
Ahem.
One consequence of all this social media floating around is that we all want to sound like we know … something. So we post some clever quote from a writer or a philosopher or whoever. We want to sound smart and well-read. I mean, I post them here all the time, right?
But that's led to a lot of quoted material floating around that was never actually said. Or not like that. Or not by that person. And I've become pretty good at sussing that out. So my friends have questions. Here was one from a while back:
I've checked my usual *reliable* quote sources and can't find this by Thomas Paine:
"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value." ~ Thomas Paine
I find it almost unthinkable that he actually said cheap instead of cheaply—your thoughts?
This one was easy—so here's a tip. With someone famous like this, I go straight to Wikipedia. Why? Because WikiQuote exists. And also because Wiki has pretty strict rules about sourcing stuff, the way I do. Sure enough, there it was, easy-peasy:
WikiQuote, I told her, says it is from The Crisis No. 1:
THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated.
But she was questioning that cheap. The thing is, dictionaries didn't really exist back then. It would be quite some time before this sort of thing because standardized. Before it made it into classrooms. "Remember when he wrote this," I told her. "1776. Long before, I think, that LY was uniformly being added to adverbs. I could be wrong about that and would have to research more."
A couple years before I'd written an article about this very thing for my editorial blog. Check it out. (Since then I've written others on quotes but we'll start here.)
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No, You May Not Use Brainyquote.com as Your Source (and Other Thoughts About Quotations)
Previously published in Read Play Edit on 17 July 2011
Sure, it's fun to google "quotes on compassion" or "quotes on sheep" or "quotes on interspecies love" (I'm joking) and see what you come up with. Especially if you're an author in need of a nice epigraph. Something that will make you seem clever or well read. Preferably both.
But as your editor, I'd really rather these meaningful quotes be the product of … you know … your actual cleverness. Your actual well read–ness. I can tell if you've been visiting thinkexist.com at fifty paces. Usually it's because that quote just doesn't sound like the famous person to whom you're attributing it. Or because the grammar (or punctuation) is incredibly bad.
Classic example: google this little gem—"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock"—and you'll be informed that Thomas Jefferson said it.
Seriously, dude—Thomas Jefferson? The man who wrote, "When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"?
Read my lips: no. No, no, no.
I don't know how people on the street spoke to each other in the 1700s, but we've got some really good records of how they wrote, and this sounds nothing like Thomas Jefferson. In point of fact, that line about style and principle appeared in a children's magazine in 1891. (Read about it here, at a website you can trust.)
If you'll look further than the first thing you see when you google a phrase, you may find the truth. But be forewarned, those stupid quote sites are going to be the first thing you see. (And they're all copying from each other, thus mistakes—and they are myriad—get repeated, whether they're misquoting or misattributing or both.) So don't try to tell me that Edmund Burke said, "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." He did not. (Read this and this.)
Nor did Winston Churchill say, "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." (Have you read Churchill? I have. Honestly, it just doesn't sound like him.) It was astonishingly easy to find this; I got a clue online and verified it myself. The quote appears in the "Red Herrings: False Attributions" appendix of Churchill by Himself: The Definitive Collection of Quotations by Richard Langworth. (If Amazon displays the "Click to look inside!" logo, you can do a keyword search. You'd be surprised how effective this is. See page 570 and then 578 in this particular case.)
Here's a related problem. If you've had to research quotes as much as I have, you'll have noticed that one little pearl of wisdom is often attributed to two or more different sources. I worked on a book recently in which the author quoted John Wooden, the legendary and much-beloved UCLA basketball coach. Wooden was renowned for his pithy, wise sayings, which came to be known as Woodenisms (in fact, a whole book has been written about them). The author of the book I was working on cited BrainyQuote.com for this quote (an automatic out, in my book). And yet when I googled the phrase and moved beyond the quote sites, I found it attributed to both Harry Truman and Earl Weaver (a famous baseball coach) far more often than Wooden. (sigh)
Another problem I encounter is that quotes in isolation like this are very often so far out of context as to have lost their original meaning. There are certain ideologues who exploit this, of course. Which is why it's so important to not only 1) get the quote right, and 2) get the attribution right, but also 3) determine the original source material. It's one thing to use a quote as an epigraph but if you're using it to support a claim you're making, readers should be able to seek out the rest of the material. This keeps writers honest (or it should).
It's not always easy to find the original source material; you might have to go to your local university library and borrow access to their LexisNexis account. Or, you know, check out a book or three. (Just sayin'.) I've been known to search through every single one of an author's books on Amazon.com, using the look-inside feature. Again, this is why your editor would prefer you find your own quotes in meaningful material you've read yourself.
Yes, kids, the Internet can be used for good as well as for ill (I'm looking at you, Brainyquote et al). And remember: if I am your editor, you will not be citing a quotation site as a source.
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