by Kevin Burton
Now don't go getting your panties in a bunch, but today we're going to mention the unmentionable.
The dictionary made me do it! This is Merriam-Webster 's list of ten better ways to say "underwear."
Getting one's "knickers in a twist" is the way they say that phrase in England.
"Monologophobia" is the word the late great word man Theodore Bernstein used in The Careful Writer, to describe the condition under which a writer "would rather walk naked in front of Saks Fifth Avenue than be caught using the same word more than once in three lines."
Well I don't often suffer from monologophobia. To me underwear is just about always underwear.
The one exception? The so-called compression shorts garment I wear when playing beep baseball I call for what it is – a girdle. It's like OK, let's keep it all packed in and tightened up, we've got a game today!
Merr0am-Webster doesn't address such things (and perhaps I shouldn't have). But they do address the following, words for underwear:
Merry Widow
Hollywood routinely influences fashion, of course, but rarely names it directly.
One exception involves the strapless corset that actress and pin-up girl Lana Turner wore in a 1952 musical that won an Academy Award for Costume Design.
The film was The Merry Widow, and the garment has been called that ever since.
Pretties
Using the plural noun pretties to refer to dainty things goes back at least to the 1700s. Some early uses refer to toys and jewelry, but the word was also applied to women's lingerie.
By all rights it should be a lovely word, but because of its association with the Wicked Witch of the West ("I'll get you, my pretty!"), using it at a lingerie store today might sound a bit creepy.
Tap Pants
The name of this lingerie suggests its history.
This style of underwear resembles the loose shorts that women used to wear while tap dancing.
Cutty Sark
"Cutty Sark" sounds kind of manly. Currently it's a brand of whisky, and before that it was the name of a legendary sailing ship.
And yet, originally, it referred to ladies' underwear.
"Cutty Sark" comes from the now outdated words cutty ("short") and sark ("shirt"). The term first appeared in an 18th-century Scottish poem where it described a skimpy nightgown worn by a seductive but dangerous witch.
The erotic power of that image somehow inspired the ship's name, which in turn inspired the whisky ... and an almost-forgotten piece of lingerie remains hidden beneath both.
Knickers
Knickers is actually a standard word for underwear, mainly in Britain, but we include it here because of its surprising connection to professional basketball.
"Knickers" derives from "knickerbockers," or "loose-fitting short pants gathered at the knee." Because the city's early Dutch settlers wore those pants, "New Yorkers" became known as "Knickerbockers."
And The Knickerbockers, of course—more commonly "The Knicks"—is the name of New York's NBA team.
Corselet
In the 1500s, a corselet was not exactly lingerie.
At that point it was something a soldier might wear—a piece of armor for the torso. The word comes from the French word for body.
Several centuries later, the same word emerged to describe a combination of girdle and brassiere. (This garment is similar to the merry widow.)
Underdrawers
The "under" part is clear enough, but what about "drawers"?
That word refers not to where you store them (i.e., in a chest of drawers), but how you put them on.
The word drawers has been used since the 16th century to refer to garments such as stockings, underpants, and pants. It comes from the verb draw used in the sense of pull, probably because you pull them up your legs.
Union Suit
This word has nothing to do with labor unions. Instead, the union suit earns its name by uniting the upper and lower pieces of underwear in one garment.
Two-piece long johns are more common these days, and don't require a seat flap.
Singlet
Singlet usually refers to the one-piece suit a wrestler wears, but the other British meaning describes a sleeveless undershirt. Why the word singlet? Because it has only one thickness of cloth.
Does that mean there's a doublet? In fact, yes: It was a lined jacket worn by men during the Renaissance.
Unmentionables
An old-fashioned euphemism for underwear, this word evokes tender Victorian sensibilities—and a time when public discussion of the topic was considered inappropriate (and no one asked the President, "boxers or briefs?").
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