Night vision
As many of you know, we like to travel. And has fortune would have it, I am gifted with the perfect superpower to complement this wanderlust.
Now it is not a proclivity to languages.
Nor any particular appreciation of culinary delights.
Mine is a more mundane yet infinitely more practical, and thus useful, ability.
Since travel often involves various overnight accommodations each with their own particular layout., there is a skill that comes in handy in these unfamiliar terrains.
Now if we happen to be in a tent, such a skill is less critical, but those area with indoor plumbing this ability is helpful.
I, after just a brief analysis during the lighted moments of the day, can find my way to any bathroom, in complete darkness, without the agony of stubbed toes, bruised chins, or broken nose.
Nor do I suffer from any annoying rim splatter or errant aiming episodes.
But I promise to only use my superpower for PEEceful purposes.
Gotta go!
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